Someone in my building stole a whole load of my laundry. Who does that? And who can take someone else's towels and not think about the fact that they'd touched the same someone else's naked body? (I know I would ... and I wouldn't be thinking about it pleasantly). Who?
To make myself feel better I searched etsy and found these by janesays:
Aren't they fantastic? I'm feeling better already
And then I found this by momofmak's:
Sucia starts with S. So does Sarah (my real name). And Special (cuz I am - I do not steal your laundry)